Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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Allan Teh is really very PRO mann~
First 2 weeks of lesson, He didn't even listen!
All he knows is only PLAY, EAT and HANGOUT~
He's kind of slack? Doesn't bother about his results?
I don't know what he really wants!

Okays~
These few days I am so tired. As usual, I am having pizza and sushi.
Not bad not bad~ Wahahas... Next time we will be heading right into SUSHI TEI!
*Licks from head to toe*

I worked for 5 hours last week on SAT.
HOWEVER, that stupid china boss NEVER give me my pay!

So I sent him a message : Please pass my pay to Mandy tonight.
This is what I got in reply: Okays, Lose Money, Waste Many.

What shit is he talking about? Alien language? WTF?
Still got a lot of SHIT about him, don't wanna say out.
He had stepped onto my PANDA's TAIL! ROARING NOW!

Went to Tampines' New Shopping Mall today. Woots!
I felt like buying UNIQLO's jeans but it's quite ex. *HAHA, I am broke now!*
Mandy joined us later after her GEMS.

Slacked and chilled around.
4 of us kept BITCHING about some people like nobody's business.
OMG... 38 lorhs!
About City Hall there, got one small little boi boi around the age of 10?
He came in, sat down on the floor, opened one HUGE MAP
AND started to view it as if all the people around him were invisible~

All the passengers couldn't even move in just because of him.
He kept mumbling to himself too. *Scary*

Then got one adult called him to stand up because he is blocking people's way.
When he stood up, he just said : I want to SIT!
Mandy quickly gave up her seat to him.

He told us: You are very handsome/pretty today!
Wahahahas~ He kept repeating this sentence. OMG~ Shuang daos...

When Mandy showed me a video of her, that boy just leaned against me,
his face is going to touch MINE too! He wanna see too! Oh my god!
I was like~ Erhs... I quickly closed that video and pulled him back to his seat.
People don't know still thought I am his Khor lorhs! Wahahas~

Sunday, April 26, 2009

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Had not been blogging for one week. WOW~
School reopened! Woots~
HIGH! Allan is able to see his CLASSMATES again! ^^

First day and third day of school, I SKIPPED some lessons already~
WOW! Reason: I am very tired and I need to work~

Some things to gossip with you guys:

1. Some of my new classmates sucks in LOOKS

2. I got one new classmate who have BREAST! And he is a GUY!
I can't stopped LAUGHING whenever he is presenting!

3. I found one SHITY job and I wanted to quit already!
My boss wanna 发财 until CRAZY!
He kept SPAMMING Mandy's inbox by writting idiotic stuff:

Example:

- I wanna make you all as my entrepreneur[IDIOT]
- We must talk and act PROFESSIONALLY! [PUI!]
- We will become the richest people in year 2015! [DREAMING]
- We will open more branches in DUBAI/NEWYORK/RUSSIA/TOKYO etc etc [STUPID]

One more thing I wanna SAY:

Every one minute, he will send one such idiotic message to MANDY!
BOSS should be very busy with their work right?
My BOSS sucks right? Yesh! I should FIRE him on Tuesday after getting my PAY!

My schedule everyday NOW:

6am - 10pm / Almost everyday!
Going to BECOME a CRAZY PANDA!
ROARRRRRRRSSSS

Some late pictures~ ^^















GROUP PHOTOS:




Took this picture when I was working~ Took shuang ^^

Sunday, April 19, 2009

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Friday,

The most painful day for the whole week!
Thanks to my legs?
I have no idea what happened to them!
Out of no where, they become SOOooOo PAIN and SUAN!
When I touched my legs, they were extremely HARD like stones.
Machiam my legs learn Hardening~

I can't get out of my house also.
Need my sister to help me every now and then.

Thanks to her too, she help me to massage my legs too so that it won't be that pain.
HAHA! *HUGS and KISSES*

Now it came to the worst!!!
I went to sleep as normal
BUT
I couldn't sleep because my legs were really really DAMN F.PAIN!
Really FEEL like CHOPPING off my legs at that breastly MOMENT!
I use all kind of hard materials even HAMMER to hit my leg
thinking that the pain will stop BUT it couldn't!

End up crying and flipping around the bed for the entire night till my mother came home and gave me a proper massage. *Thanks*
It was much better. I ate one panadol too.

Saturday,

Went out with Bai/Aidan and Wanling.
We went to the FOX sales at Wing Tai Warehouse BUT the clothes really sucks!
Somemore you can only purchase the clothes at a minimum of 5.
What kind of breast nonsense is this!?!?
Erhs... Dots!

We had our dinner at ASTONS at Dhoby Ghaut~
We queued up for ONE HOUR! IMAGINE!
We waited for 30 mins for the FOOD to be served!
AHs!!! It is really worth it because it is CHEAP! Muhahahas!

Chill around town before going home.

Sunday,

Guess today will be spending my last day of holiday at home slacking!
School is going to start TMR! Ahs!
New classmates! Wait for me! I am coming!
Let my LAUGHTER do the introduction of me! YEAHS ^^
Wednesday Night,

Met up with clique to IMM to have dinner.
We went to DAISO to buy something...
Although it's only at DAISO, I am very High!
Laughing Non-Stopping ~ ~ ~
Hey Guys! HAHA! ^^

Thursday,

JAVIEN TAY SHU JUN's 18th Birthday!
Went out earlier with DongHuiTing to Gek Pok to alter my jeans.
Thanks to her, we got into the wrong direction!
HAHA! ^^
It's okay, next time you should know how to go already!
HAHA.

Met Aidan/Wanling/Ziliang/Bai/Kahyee/Shujun/Jac/Dong/Zadyn
At 6.30pm @ Jurong Point to celebrate!

Catched a night ACTION movie : TAKEN
Hey readers, this MOVIE rocks!
Please watch it!
Fantastic! Amazing! Orhs ~ ~ ~
If you guys find it boring after watching then kill me bahs!
HAHA!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

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Sunday Rocks! HEHE!

Travelled all the way to EXPO for the john little sales!
With Aidan/Bai/Kahyee/Wanling/Javien.

We thought of visiting DongDong but she's not there
Maybe she's sick liao. HAHA!

I bought 3 things! Damn Shuangs de!
The first two things are my facial stuff!
It was so CHEAP! Allan Teh 赚到 lorhs!



The second thing is a BOLSTER!
This thing made me very PAISEH all the way till I reached my home!

The orginal price is $40!
Now it was selling at ONLY $10!
WOW, who wouldn't GRAB it right?

Somemore I really need a BOLSTER. 比较有安全感! HAHA^^



I carry it all this stuff all around!
I felt damn embarrassed when I went to BUGIS!
So many pair of eyes were looking at me! Erhs...
Felt like hiding into a deep deep va-zai-na HOLE!

We went to STEAMBOAT! Woots!
At MAN ZI [BUGIS]
First time eat steamboat until so shuang!
Because it was air-conditioned!
It was pretty cool! HEHE =)
A lot of 经典 things Happened! Wahahs!
Laughs and Craps all the way!

Bai, Kahyee and Me spammed the beef like there is no TMR!
We ordered a total of 12 plates of BEEF!

In the end,
Went home with a HUGE stomach! HAHA

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Zi-mo with Aidan/Wanling/Zadyn/Bai and Kahyee at my house!
I think we are already pro-mahjong-ers lerhs? HEHE
*Self-praise*

Sunday, April 12, 2009

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Had been watching movies and movies for 4 days continuously!!!
I am going crazy sia!
Or I am out of my mind huh?

Wednesday - Shinjuku incident
Thursday - Knowing
Friday - School day with a PIG
Saturday - fast and Furious 4

ALLAN TEH, please SAVE your $$$ for CLOTHES and NOT MOVIES

Movies can't get you satisfied!

Was supposed to play mahjong yesterday.
Haix. Haix. Everyone was busy or not free therefore we lack one 咖!
Erhs... Wanling, Aidan and me was wasting time at my house watching movie, playing facebook, flipping magazines.
What a day?!

As ahbai promised, she came to my house for that 30mins?
Nope, NO! Not even 30mins. She left for shopping with her family.
Erhs...
Converged with Bai,Kahyee,Aidan and Wanling at Jurong point for watching
Fast and Furious 4.
RATING: Not bad, some scenes are FUNNY! ^^

Chilled and Crapped at Mac until 11pm &
HOME SWEET HOME!

Today will be going out again? Yeahs!
I am really quite tired and sick of going out already?
HAHA...
But it's okay, as long as I will be laughing!
HEHE =)
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I really HATE you. Yes! It's HATE!
Whenever I closed my eyes,
I will think what ugly thing I had did!
It's all because of you!
You this brat! Bastard! Fucker!
Don't ever contact me! And please,
I begged you : GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
Don't you dare to appear in front of me!
I will skin you alive!


Friday, April 10, 2009

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Can't wait for the school to be reopened!
So excited, don't know who are my new classmates.
Hopefully all chinese? Yeaps ^^

Went to Vivo City with Wanling/Bai/Zadyn yesterday.
We went to have our lunch at THAI ACCENT!
Hmmm... Orhs Ahs...
极品!
BUT, if they put lesser garlics, I will be happier!






Slack there awhile while waiting for Aidan to reach Vivo City after his work.
We went shopping around Vivo. Wah seh!
My shoes! My jacket! I wanna BUY it!
BUT I'm broke and I need to control myself much!


ZADYN


Erhs Allan Teh wake up! You had no $$$, so don't you ever think of having those stuff!
Zadyn went home after our Window Shopping! Erhs...

Catched a movie: KNOWING
A 2 hour Movie.
I thought I could laugh?
But no, was kind of sad? Yeahs! ^^
The sound is effect is damn shiok de!
Wahahas!!!
Those explosion sounds and people screaming their heads off for life!

OUR NEXT STOP: CHINATOWN!
We went there for our dinner!
We ordered 田鸡粥!
Really love this! yeahs ^^ *Claps Claps*



A very tiring but enjoyable day for me!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

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Catched a GREAT movie at Plaza Singapure Cathay.
--> Shinjuku incident



I was so emotional? Yeahs!
I burst into tears where Daniel Wu's [阿杰] hand was being chopped off!
The whole thing was so ... ... Arhs!
Grabbing my bag and holding tightly to the seat.
Because Daniel Wu is my favourite idol!

However on the other hand, I burst into laughter.
REASON: The person who chopped off Daniel Wu's hand, his hand was kena sliced off by Jackie Chan! I was clapping non-stop! Yeahs!

I think people around me confirm find me a pest!

Anyway this movie was GREAT!
For me personally I think. Yeahs! ^^

Allan Teh Wei Lun,
You are CHEAP
A SLUT
A BITCHY GUY!
Please get this personality off!
Or else I will never ever forgive you again!
Let me WARN you first!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

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Meeting Zadyn initially at JE to bugis to get my shorts and shirts...
Half way through, saw one DEMON walking to me.
From far, Oh My Gods de lorhs... Her head was tilted somemore!
老妖就是老妖

I waited for for for for for 30MINS!
Got my stuff and converge with Wanling/Aidan/Bai

Settled our dinner at : ZHEN FA HUO HAI XIAN [steamboat]
I was extremely :
HOT TIRED PESPIRING NON-STOP

Therefore I didn't laugh a lot...
Too hot to make a single noise.
Kept eating... *Licks*

One thing I must say : The
腥味超重!
Okays larhs, everything is quite standard,
EXCEPT! I hope that the place is much cooler when I entered it the next time.
Yeahs!

After eating, we went to Velocity shopping centre.
We saw COTTON ON having 70% sales?
We grabbed so much stuff especialy those SHOES!
Kept on trying and trying...
MACHIAM Shopaholic!
I spent so much today for Shopping.
Sobs... I am going broke!!!
I am willing to earn my $$$ in whatever ways *Laughs*

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

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AFTER SO MANY DAYS OF WORKING,
ME [ALLAN] can FINALLY touch and feel
the Mahjong tiles again! Yipee *Laughs*

Okays, I think that I can only win at the beginning
and will lose back all my luck at the later part.
Hmmm, not a good gambler. How to master? *Confused*

I saw my time-table for my course!
This time-table totally sucks!

Monday: 8am - 5pm
Tuesday: 8am - 5pm
Wednesday: 8am - 12noon
Thursday: 2pm - 5pm
Friday: 8am - 12noon

SUCKS SUCK SUCKS! SUCKS BIG TIMES! Erhs...

Most of my lesson starts at 8am and end at 5pm!

How I work?
How I hang out?
How to play?
How to relax?
So many HOWs!

I can guarantee that I will be slacking in all the modules!
REASON: My poly clique is in the same class as me, Allan.
Do you think we can study well?
ANSWER: NO!
Especially to Shujia,
Yeahs, ^5! Same class again. Can quarrel and fight and chat again! ^^


Today I am going to have steamboat with all besties!
Check it out TMR for photos!
Kisses to all my friends!!! ^^
Sorry, I am too excited only. =)

Saturday, April 4, 2009

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Tuesday, 31st March

Go Go Go Mahjong! All the way till the night with
Aidan/Wanling/Bai/Kahyee/Ziliang/Zadyn ... ...

Bai shut up larhs... So noisy at my house.
Made so much unnecessary noises! Damn Ah Ma one!

Wednesday, 1st April

My second time to AMK in my whole life. Went with *Mummy*.
Luckily I am not the sua-gu one. Is HER!
Her first time. Wahahas!

Actually, there was nothing to SHOP? Yeahs.
Parked at Pepper Lunch. *Freaking cold inside*

WARNING:



Had this 2 set meals.

VS







Catched a MOVIE: CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC

Couldn't stop Laughing...
Wahahas...
GUYS! CATCH IT! ^^

We bought ourselves this dessert: SNOWICE.
After we bought it, we realised that there is no seats for us.
We walked around the AMK hub to search for seats,
carrying that stupid SNOWICE.
So paiseh...

Walked out of the AMK HUB!
Found a very high SEAT!
The models were just behind us.
We didn't care. We just HOPPED on top of it and sat down &
start eating IT. Wahahas!
Even more paiseh ... Everyone kept starring at us... ^^


P/S: Happy Birthday Peishan =)

Thursday & Friday,

Sians sians sians... Working for this 2 days.
Sunday too. Arhs.. Going to faint already
I wanna play. ^^

Saturday,
Guess today will be slacking at home. Resting and Blogging. =)
I WANNA ZI MO sia! [Meaning Mahjong]